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valhalla high school
The Characters!
Principal: Odin
Vice Principal: Freya
Teacher: Frei
Coach: Valkyrie
Evil Janitor: Loki
Bus driver: Gandar
Students:
Jocks: Arngrim, Lawfer, Suo and Lucian
Nerds/Brains: Lezard, Llewelyn, Kashell, Nanami and Yumei
Popular girls: Aelia, Mystina, Jayle, Jelanda
Schools pretty boy: Jun
Depressed chick: Lyseria
*It was any normal day at Valhalla High School. Jocks were falling asleep in class. Nerds
being picked on. Cheerleaders chewing their gum rather loudly. Jun admiring himself in
the mirror. Teachers going insane. Evil janitor planning to rule the world with his mop.
Principal flirting with Vice Principal. Vice Principal slaps him. See? Just any normal day!*
~*In science class*~
Very stressed Frei: Now class, today we will disect a...
*Jelanda raises her hand*
Frei: Yes Jelanda?
Jelanda: I was strictly told not to disect any animals, what-so-ever.
Frei: And why is that?
Jelanda: Come on! I do my nails for a reason here!
Frei: Jelanda, do you want to fail this class?
Jelanda: Do you really want to keep me here another year?
*Anrgrim raises his hand*
Frei: Yes Arngrim?
Arngrim: I gotta pee.
Frei: Well, you should have done that before class.
Arngrim: I couldn’t.
Frei: Why?
Arngrim: I was told the toilets have methanial diseases but when class starts it magically
disappears.
*Frei is about to speak when Mystina walks in. All the guys whistle at her very short cut
skirt, uniform. Mystina grins and sits down.*
Frei: Mystina, your late.
Mystina: Sorry Miss. It was either miss class or my masoose appointment. I mean, aren’t
yall suppose to teach us about peer pressure here?
*The class laughs*
Frei: Mystina thats your second tardy! Another one and you’ll get suspended!
Mystina: I object! When was my last one?
Frei: Yesterday!
Mystina: Oh, come on Miss! You wouldn’t drive to school either if your nails were wet.
Frei: *sighs* Class..where was I?
Arngrim: You were gonna let me pee!
Frei: Arngrim!
Arngrim: Miss, its an emergency!
Frei: Fine fine. Go, Arngrim.
*Arngrim jumps out of his seat running out of the classroom.*
Frei: Now class...*the bell rings* Nevermind. Have a good weekend.
*the class hollars as they run out of class into the lunchroom*
Aelia: *at her locker* Did you see what she wore? I mean, that was so last year! She was
totally copying off of Mystina’s last year dress. What a whore.
Jayle: I know! Is she even trying to be popular cause’ she’s not doing a very good job.
Talk about make-over!
Aelia: Tell me about it! If I was her mother, I’d put her up for adoption. Or atleast a hair
appointment. But not the hair magazines from stores.
Jayle: I know. I always get my magazines at the make-up store.
Aelia: Yeah, I know. Anyways, we better find Mystina.
*At Arngrims locker, him and his football buddies are laughing and talking about last nights game*
Arngrim: *does hand motion* Then I, BAM! Tackled the dude down. He started
screaming that his eye was bleeding, then he passed out. It was cool!
Lucian: Yeah, I know! I saw it!
Lawfer: Man, Arngrim, I wish I could tackle like you.
Suo: Yeah. No one is as good as Arngrim.
Arngrim: *laughs* Its a talent.
*Mystina walks up to the jocks. She winks*
Mystina: So, which one of you boys is taking me to the prom next week?
*all the jocks look at eachother*
Arngrim: I thought I was.
Lawfer: Yeah, since I’m going with Aelia.
Mystina: k!
Arngrim: Hey Mystina, why didn’t you ever become a cheerleader?
All jocks: Yeah!
Mystina: Oh come on! Cheerleaders are so disgusting. You see? People always mix up
cheerleaders with the popular girls. Cheerleaders are major sluts. Thats why they can open
their legs so far. But us popular girls are sweet, nice and beautiful!
All jocks: Oh, I see!
Mystina: I knew you would.
Aelia: *runs over to Mystina* Hey Mystina! Whats for lunch?
Mystina: I don’t know. *grins* But I bet these guys would love to pay for us.
Aelia: *grins* Oh really?
~*At lunch*~
Kashell: No! Diamond is the hardest on the Mohs scale of Hardness!
Llewelyn: Are you sure?
Lezard: Precisely. And Talc is the sofest...gah!
*Lezards gasps as Arngrims lifts him out of his seat by the collar*
Arngrim: Hey dork! My girlfriend here needs some lunch money. You wouldn’t say no to
a lady would you?
Lezard: But...but I’ve already spent all my lunch money!
Arngrim: Oh really? Guys, search him. And his friends.
*The jocks have a blast beating the living hell out of the nerds. The popular girls watch,
amused. The nerds finally give in and give them all their money.*
Arngrim: *walks over to Mystina handing her the money* There you go. Thats exactly
$35!
Mystina: *counts the money* Its only 15 you idiot!
Arngrim: Close enough.
*the girls sigh and walk off*
~* In the bathroom*~
*the jocks walk into the bathroom to see Jun admiring himself in the mirror*
Jun: You are so beautiful.....yes I know...No one can match your beauty....your like the
ocean...you keep going...girls want you...guys want to be you...your so beautiful...
Lucian: *picks up Jun by the collar* Yo pretty boy, this is our turf! Leave!
Jun: Should I leave?...
*Lucian raises up his fist*
Jun: *nods* I should leave. *he runs out*
Suo: Guys? Why is the bathroom our turf?
Arngrim: Cause’ all the others were taken!
Suo: Oh...
~*The Principal’s Office*~
Odin: Freya, baby, take a note!
Freya: Odin, for the last time, I am not your baby and I am not your secretary..
Odin: Oh.....EVIL JANITOR!!!
*Loki walks in muttering something about killing the principal*
Loki: Yes?
Odin: Go clean something.
Loki: What exactly?
Odin: Anything!
*Loki mutters something else and walks out of the office*
Loki: One day, I will blow up this whole school! *laughs insanely* Yeah! Thats it! With
Odin in it! Haha! Bye Principal! Mwhahahaa! Hahahaa!! Haha...eh?
Aelia: *points to a spilt coke* Ya missed a spot.
Loki: Urgh!!!
~*At P.E.*~
Valkyrie: *blows whistle* ALRIGHT YOU MAGETS! LISTEN UP!! I WANT YOU TO
DO 75 PUSH-UPS! WHEN YOUR DONE WITH THAT I WANT 95 SIT-UPS! THEN
125 JUMPING JACKS! GOT IT! NOW GO!!! *blows whistle*
*Everyone quickly starts their excersises*
Valkyrie: *blows whistle* Mr. Lucian! Keep up the pace!
Lucian: Yes coach! *mumbles* You can blow my whistle anyday!
Lawfer: Ya know Lucian? I think you have a thing for Coach Valkyrie, your showing it.
Lucian: Really?
Lawfer: yeah
Lucian: Damn...
Jayle: *out of breath* Coach Valkyrie, why don’t they have to excersise? *points to the
nerds*
Valkyrie: *in Jayles face* Because they excersise without complaint! Anything else Jayle?!
Jayle: No coach...
Valkyrie: *blows whistle* OK!! NOW, I WANT YOU TO RUN THROUGH THOSE
BURNING TIRES! AFTER THAT YOU CAN GET DRESSED!!!
*Everyone watches Arngrim run through the tires like an idiot. The rest lie to the coach
and go into the locker room*
Suo: Stop, drop and troll Arngrim! Stop, drop and troll!!
Arngrim: I am I am! How do I troll?!
Lezard: I believe its stop drop and roll.
Suo: Shut up fours eyes! What would you know about fires?!
*the bell rings and everyone loads onto the bus to go home*
Gandar:*yells* Quiet you little brats! I’m trying to drive!!
Students: Bite me!!
Gandar: What was that?! Why, if I was your parents I’d....hey!
*Everyone starts throwing paper at the bus driver. Gandar swears as the bus gets outta
control and crashes into a nearby building*
*the students run out screaming. Running to get home to tell their parents about the crazy
bus driver and show off about how they got in a wreck and the other kids didnt*
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